Kochi Tampa · 15,221 km

Happy 2‑Month Anniversary, Joanna!

Distance means so little when someone means so much.

“She’s on the other side of the world. She is my world tho.” — a comment I found and immediately sent you, July 22

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since you said “yessss YESSSSS” · July 22, 2026 · 8:33 PM your time

and 73 days since “Larping btw.” — not one of them missed.

Our story

Two months, by the numbers

We are not normal. I love it.

Every number below is real. I exported the chat. Yes, all of it.

Our journey

From “Larping btw” to two months.

Timestamps are in your time. I did the math so you don’t have to.

    Gallery

    The face that owes me 8 hours of sleep.

    Tap any photo. Swipe on your phone. Captions are my fault.

    The vault

    Inside jokes, declassified.

    A short quiz. You wrote half the answers, so no pressure.

    GIF text edition

    When the laptop wifi gives up, I do not. I simply describe the GIF. 133 times, according to the export.

    Manglish 101

    From “Just used up my whole mallu vocab ✌️” (July 19) to “Pinne nammal tuff alle muthe” (July 29). Fastest learner I know. Tap a card.

    Reasons

    Why you, specifically.

    Tap a card to flip it. There are more, but the page had to end somewhere.

    A letter

    No jokes for a second. Okay, one.

    Joanna

    eda look i swear to god this has been the best and hardest two months of my life. i love spending every waking moment with you even if it means i get 2 hours of sleep a night for it. every second i spend with you is a blessing and im counting them

    i love you so much and your the best thing thats every happened to me

    sheri mutthe ok

    omfg im shakespeare nigga

    also the note isnt ai ityped it all by mself are you proud

    September 22, 2026

    Happy 2 months, Joanna.

    Longest relationship for both of us. Let’s keep breaking the record.

    “NOTHING WILL NERF US I PROMISE.” — you, the night you said yes

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